Sorry for not being around, lately. I currently have a pretty serious health issue (something with my lungs, not sure what yet - hospitals are backlogged and understaffed in Canada) taking up all my time and energy, and tumblr hasn’t been even a consideration this past month.
With the smoke from the ongoing wildfires up north exacerbating things, I don’t see things changing any time soon. If it does, for better or worse, I’ll reblog this post with more info.
“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone
A friend of mine saw this and brought up some interesting arguments
so, in other words,
Pretty much.
here have some size comparison
Who wins in a fight, a fully staffed Navy research vessel or your local weed man and his best friend in their souped up VW Bus?
tags via @procrastinatorproject
So while it’s true that the Enterprise is not as big as people think, that goes double for the Falcon!
A good way of thinking about the relative size is by using a bridge comparison:
The Enterprise bridge has space for 11 people to work, as well as a significant amount of space between stations to move around comfortably:
[Bridge illustration by Tobias Weinmann via here]
And the whole thing fits in the nipple thing up on top of the saucer:
Meanwhile the Falcon (beloved weed bus) has a cockpit that seats 4, with only 2 main operational stations, and zero floor space:
And since Serenity was mentioned too…
Serenity has a bridge more comparable to La Sirena - with 2 stations at the front and quite a bit of floor space.
And for those interested in a visual comparison:
(Boeing 747 for scale as well as the Delta Flyer because Why Not)
TLDR: The Millennium Falcon is pretty dinky, so I propose *true weed bus status* goes to the excellent smuggling ships of Serenity and La Sirena. The Falcon is herby demoted to man on his weed bicycle with his pet monkey and a gun
(to be clear the monkey is Solo)
This is the analysis I am here for
that’s the attitude of a quitter
Fun reminder that some of Literature’s biggest works with words numbering in the millions are crossover fanfictions. In addition to that most books and some series contain around fifty thousand to a hundred thousand words in them.
Being chased with a chainsaw by a huge muscled man covered in blood and oil and I giggle as I do a little gay skip-run yelling "aha nooo stopppp haha"
i love acquiring new sounds for my vocabulary. ough. oughghghgh. ough,,,,,. weh! wehhhh. lkjghslkdfjghsdjghs. hhhhhhhhh. hrgngnggnhghghghghgh,
i know this is the autism webbed site but it’s not gonna go that big, right?
YOU PEOPLE CAN’T DO THIS TO ME
In 4th grade, my bff was in a death feud over chess with a boy in our class but instead of competing like normal people they decided that the best way to determine who was chess master was for each of them to select one of the two biggest idiots in class and teach them to play chess, My Fair Lady style, and see whose idiot won. We are just now, 22 years later, grappling with the moral implications of this exercise.
breakdown of why moon’s haunted is the tweet of all time
- the implication that the nasa spaceship got back to earth, from the moon, without nasa knowing
- nasa employee is super chill about it
- theres just a gun lying around
- the astronaut is taking a gun and nothing else to fight ghosts
- moon’s haunted
